The World's Best Franchise Opportunities
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(SNN) - Tired of working for someone else? It’s easier to stick it to the man when you are the boss! Here is a list of modern gold mines, many of which can be yours for a small initial investments of under $25,000.
Panda Panini: Foodies and gourmet eaters will line up and pay good money to nibble on rare and endangered species.
Yelp Wanted: Get paid by the word to post glowing 4-star reviews for your clients and angry 1-star rants against their competition.
Sport Phishing Charters: Help anonymous clients deploy the latest in botnets, password scams, and identity theft techniques.
Government Cheese: Help deserving people get their fair share from the government and you get a cut of the proceeds.
Urban Alpaca: Raise llamas on your apartment balcony and turn their fur into fat profits.
Guild Wars Laundromat: A virtual gathering place for gamers to clean their turbans and tunics after epic campaigns. The next big online commerce opportunity.
Class Action Warfare: Launch big lawsuits against deep-pocketed corporations who were probably out to screw you. Get them before they get you.
Nigerian Bank Clearing House: profit from small commissions on large international transactions. Now accepting Bitcoin!
Rent-a-Friend: Why give it away free at the bus stop when you can earn $100/hour listening to people complain about being lonely?
Home Circumcision Network: After our 1-day training course you’ll be able to get a lucrative cut of this expanding market. Good pay and great tips!
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