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Bundys Militia Buddies Run for Their Lives

(SNN) - Male and female Federal marshals show up, armed to the teeth, dressed like street and motorcycle gang members, and the militias disappear in a cloud of dust. “Don’t know why we didn’t think of this before,” said a female officer, her arms solid with fake gang tattoos, while she smacked a cow’s ass, trying to get the cow into one of the cattle trailers.

Straight Fans Outraged That There Are Now Gay Football Players

(SNN) - “We spent four hours dying our hair and painting our half-naked bodies, to match the teams colors, ” two very pissed-off fans told reporters, “all so we could end up on the jumbo tron and national TV. But the hundreds of drag queens, all dolled up in sequin dresses and make up, in the team’s colors, are the only ones getting the attention.”

Louisiana Makes Bible Their Official State Book

(SNN) - Twelve other states make the Origins of the Species their official state book. California goes with Catcher in the Rye.

Pharmaceutical Companies To Run Out of Pronounceable Names for Drugs by October 2015

(SNN) - They’re currently running clinical trials on license plate-type numbers and three-word phrases.

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