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The Cork Report: Kenny G Cuts With Titles I Forgot

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(SNN) - " If all the elevators in all the world played nothing but Kenny G music...I wouldn't be the least bit surprised." - John Corcoran Jr. Here are Cork's picks of the best Kenny G songs he can't really recall. See if you can recognize them all.

10. The one where Kenny G noodles on a soprano saxophone while synthesizers drone behind him.

9. The one where Kenny G noodles on a soprano saxophone while synthesizers drone behind him, only a little faster.

8. The one where Kenny G noodles on a soprano saxophone while synthesizers drone behind him only it's like a Mambo or a Cha-Cha or something.

7. The one where Kenny G noodles on a soprano saxophone while synthesizers drone behind him and people hang themselves.

6. The one where Kenny G noodles on a soprano saxophone while synthesizers drone behind him and at about 2:10 into the tune somebody farts.

5. The one where Kenny G noodles on a soprano saxophone while drones behind him fire Predator missiles.

4. The one where Kenny G cooks Noodles Romanoff in his soprano saxophone then serves it to Communist Synthesizers.

3. The one where Kenny G noodles on a soprano saxophone while synthesizers drone behind him and one of the musicians shouts: “I went to Julliard for this?” 

2. The one where Kenny G noodles on a soprano saxophone and special guest synthesizer artists John Tesh and Dr Dre drone behind him.

1. The one where Kenny G noodles on a soprano saxophone while synthesizers drone behind him and when it ends, Kenny says, “You cats really rocked out on that one.”


John "Cork" Corcoran. Visit Cork's websites here and here. Connect with: "John Pesky Corcoran" on Facebook and "@OldCootCork" on Twitter

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