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Why Are More & More Wild Animals Flooding the Suburbs?

(SNN) - A new study has found that PETA ( People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals) has secretly installed thousands of solar-powered bird and animal callers in the forests, years ago, some of which aren’t audible to humans. And it’s taken years for bucks and other leaders of animal packs to associate the alarms with the beginning of hunting season; something that is now not a problem. So this fall, researchers expect to see mass migrations of deer, ducks, geese, pheasants, and other critters, down the expressways into the suburbs, where groups of hunters won’t be able to let loose and spray them with automatic weapons. 

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