Photo: If you're bad in life, you'll come back as one of Jan's house plants
(SNN) I heard plants are like people. They must be spoken to in a gentle manner. I took elocution lessons from Ms. Manners. I enunciated every syllable. ...
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Why My Plants Hold Their Ears
(SNN) I heard plants are like people. They must be spoken to in a gentle manner. I took elocution lessons from Ms. Manners. I enunciated every ...
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Why My Plants Hold Their Ears
Thursday, September 01, 2016
(SNN) I heard plants are like people. They must be spoken to in a gentle manner. I took elocution lessons from Ms. Manners. I enunciated every syllable. What did I get for my effort? Rotten roots, sagging stems ...
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Oscar, Schmoscar!
Saturday, March 01, 2014
(SNN) - Why they have to be so secretive is beyond me. I just received my clandestine pre-Oscar show Gold Trophy as best in the Field of Nagging award yet again. When Joan asked me (passed in a post it note) who ...
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A new organized anti karaoke - The Thrawgs
Monday, October 21, 2013
(SNN) - A group of highly organized individuals are menacing local karaoke shows. They are calling themselves "The Thrawgs"; which they say means nothing at all, but is making a huge impact with the karaoke crowds ...
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VIDEO: Ed Toolis - An Introduction and Taste of what is to come.
Wednesday, October 02, 2013
(SNN) - There is no better way to introduce a new writer for The Sage than to hear for yourself the humour, wisdom and humility of a truly great comedian. Featured here is Ed Tools, the newest member of The Sage ...
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Gonzo Mondegreens
Tuesday, June 11, 2013
(SNN) - Ever been heckled for getting the words wrong? Reactions can vary from mild embarrassment, such as when you're in the car singing dos a dos and your best friend laughs at your flub, to this: hot-faced, wide-eyed ...
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The Final Season
Monday, May 20, 2013
“…and if I ever lose a ball, stand in shock and watch it fall, I whoah-oh-oh-oh-ohnt, whoah-oh-oh-oh-ohnt, "I won’t have to screw no more.” I lower the acoustic guitar and look at the panel of judges. The man and ...
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The Next Fake Scandal
Monday, May 20, 2013
“Hello?” “Good evening, is Emma Smith available?” “Speaking, and this is…?” “Hello Emma, I’m with Johnson And Associates. We’re a national, non-partisan polling firm gauging voter sentiment for the upcoming mid-term ...
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Candidate for the Darwin Award
Thursday, March 14, 2013
The Darwin Awards salute the improvement of the human genome, honoring those who accidentally remove themselves from it,” Darci reads. “Men can be such fools,” she thinks, unaware that her husband, Adam, is about ...
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The Free Bird
Sunday, February 24, 2013
Going on a dating site, Melanie connects with Carlos, a musician, and he invites her to his gig that night. Melanie is unsure about meeting Carlos. What does she really know about him? But she calls her friend, ...
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Shades of Grey
Sunday, February 24, 2013
On waking, Jan feels wetness against her face and puts her hand flat on her pillow. Groggily, she realizes it is completely soaked with strawberry scented lubricant. Lying on the pillow is the wand of the headboard-mounted ...