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Facebook will Tell You Sunday, April 07, 2013 Federal Government Launches Taxpayer Loyalty Program Saturday, April 06, 2013 New Cryptid Discovered at Kalmalka Lake, British Columbia Monday, April 01, 2013 First Look: Extreme Sock Folding Premieres on TLC Sunday, March 31, 2013 Prime Minister Concludes Successful Visit to Men's Room Tuesday, March 26, 2013 National Retail Giant Receives Excellence in Mediocrity Award Monday, March 25, 2013 Coming Soon: I am Number 2,987 Tuesday, March 19, 2013 The sodden politics of the BC Liberals Saturday, March 16, 2013 Candidate for the Darwin Award Thursday, March 14, 2013 Are you doing your job correctly? Monday, March 04, 2013 The Tale of the Salmon Mousse Sunday, February 24, 2013 The "Cracked' Actor Sunday, February 24, 2013 Shades of Grey Sunday, February 24, 2013 The Free Bird Sunday, February 24, 2013 Angry in Argentina Monday, February 04, 2013 What's in a Sage? Monday, February 04, 2013 Racially Miffed, or just Anti-Canadian? 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