(SNN) - Now that Barack Obama has entered the lame duck phase of his second term, the US political establishment is furiously rewriting past history and sending up trial balloons for the future.
Exhibit “A” is “Mitt,” the Netflix inside look at the Romney campaign.
The video is pieced together from disjointed segments shot by Romney’s home movie team. The action – See Mitt Debate! See Mitt in a Bathrobe! See Mitt Complain! – loosely follows the campaign’s defeat in 2008 to the campaign’s defeat in 2012.
Willard “Mitt” Romney is presented as a family man, a crusader for traditional America, and a well-starched suit that lost the presidency twice because he was misunderstood.
His sons Tagg, Buzz, Biff, and Binkie emerge as a smart and candid group of advisors to whom Mitt never listens. “If only people knew him as we know him,” says one of his adoring tax deductions, “they would vote for Michelle Bachmann.”
The vignettes offer peek into the family’s more intimate moments, like when Mitt attempts to iron a shirt sleeve while wearing the shirt.
Like Richie Rich the comic character, Mitt clearly hates being misunderstood and nothing gets under his collar more than being called a flip-flopper. Sure, as governor he brought universal health care to Massachusetts, but he now realizes it was wrong! (Ironically, the documentary reinforces the flip-flopper charge by revealing that he switched from a Blackberry in 2008 to an iPhone in 2012.)
Ann Romney is shown to have excellent taste in clothing and, as such, would have made a great First Lady. In a calculated attempt to make Mitt look more human, the editors give Ann a lot of screen time. She approaches something akin to warmth while leading the family in a long, tearful prayer to ask Jesus to officially endorse the campaign. Audiences have another chance to relate to her folksy manner when she nuzzles her Olympic dressage horse and yanks playfully on his tongue. Clearly, Ann is just like the rest of us.
The documentary smartly avoids any controversy that would taint Romney’s resurrection. The famous episode where he says that 47% of the country consider themselves victims who are entitled to “... health care, to food, to housing ...” is brushed over as a mere slip of the tongue. Who hasn’t said something they later regretted after seeing it on the news? In the end, Romney won 47% of the popular vote, so maybe all those "victims" forgave him.
No time is spent analyzing his defeats, but we do get to watch the family agonize over the 2012 election returns and chow down huge bowls of denial until Mitt reluctantly writes a concession speech.
The film ends poignantly when Mr. and Mrs. Romney bid farewell to the Secret Service detail, and return home to one of their many mansions. In the end it’s clear that the White House would have been a step down for the Romneys, but they were willing to take the hit for Team America. Maybe they still are.
Photo: Some rights reserved by DonkeyHotey flickr photostream, The Sage nor this article endorsed. Original image located here.
More Satire News
-
Dogs, Drugs, and Forgiveness
Wednesday, October 25, 2017
(SNN) Oh my goodness. Just heard that the four time champion of Alaska's Iditarod may have given his dogs drugs to enhance their speed. Now, I wonder if my former Golden Labrador dog Charlie (Charles Worthington ...
-
Tragedy Strikes Sullivan's Pond
Monday, August 14, 2017
(SNN) After being sent yesterday by The Sage News Network to cover a memorial held for two geese that had been tragically run over, I sit at home today enjoying delicious foie gras on crackers. The event was held ...
-
How to Make Love in a Canoe
Monday, July 03, 2017
One night a young amorous Sioux Had a date with a maiden he knioux; The coroner found The couple had drowned Making love in a leaky canoe -Anonymous (SNN) The French gave the world a kiss, the Spanish provided an ...
-
North Korea Axes Public Executions
Tuesday, June 20, 2017
(SNN) Pyongyang, North Korea –In response to a major shift in US Foreign Policy and rumors of a possible state visit by US President Donald Trump, North Korean authorities have been ordered to curtail public trials ...
-
Senior Duffers Rules of Golf
Sunday, June 18, 2017
(SNN) It’s Spring and the thoughts of masochists turn to golf. When people ask me if I play golf, I respond: "I play a game similar to golf, only with more lurching about and travel." Actually there's nothing similar ...
-
It (Usually) Never Rains In California
Thursday, February 09, 2017
(SNN) When I was notified I had won a prize for rainmaking I was gob-smacked while trying to close my umbrella. The last one to win that prestigious award was Burt Lancaster whom I’m often mistaken for without my ...
-
Snubs and Flubs at the Oscar Nominations
Wednesday, January 25, 2017
11. Worse singing by a nominated Actress: Meryl Streep, in “Florence Foster Jenkins.” (This is her second nomination in this category. She won previously for “Mama Mia”) 10. Most academy award nominations for ...
-
My Aching Back and the Magical Little Christmas Tree
Wednesday, December 21, 2016
(SNN) We moved from Washington DC to Los Angeles CA in the Summer of 1983, lock, stock, dog and our two kids—John, almost eight, and Andrew almost four. They adjusted to their new environs as best they could. Come ...
-
Road-Tested and Ready
Thursday, December 08, 2016
(SNN) I don’t list Automotive Writer on my resume, but my need for new transportation has led me to a new car search. I went to a couple of recent auto shows, road-tested several models—some cars too—and did my ...
-
Trump: Worse Than a Poke in the Knee with a Sharp Scalpel?
Saturday, November 19, 2016
(SNN) I am a glutton for punishment. That’s why I scheduled a visit with an Osteopathic Surgeon the day after the Presidential election. I figured if worst came to worst at the polls, the prospeceet of major surgery ...