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Focus Group Torn over Latest Breakthroughs by Taste Scientists

(SNN)- “Why couldn’t they just have been happy with potato chips that taste like French cuisine, complete with wine,” was a typical comment by older participants, at the latest taste-test convention. But younger participants couldn’t get enough of the pot and oral sex flavored chips.

Koch Brothers Outraged by Democrat’s Attack Ads Against Them

(SNN) - “Now it’s going to cost us ten times as much to win the elections in five Senate battleground states,” one of them told SNN in an email.

Republican’s Block Obama’s Choice for Surgeon General

(SNN) - “We had no choice, “ said a Republican senator. “When an emergency room doctor says that guns are a public health hazard, it’s obvious that he’s not qualified for the job. After all, no one’s ever died of cancer or heart disease from guns.”

‘Noah’ the Movie Makes Strange Bedfellows

(SNN) - Both Glenn Beck and atheists agree that Noah is fiction.

Ed Toolis, author of “There’s an App for That”

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