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Crisis in Iraq Makes Strange Bedfellows

(SNN) - Because of ISIS shocking takeover of a third of the country, mortal enemies, the US and Iran, take the first steps in working together by “liking" each other on Facebook. Outraged by that, Saudi Arabia and Israel “unlike” the US.

New Laws Ban Insurance Companies from Hiking Storm Damage Premiums

(SNN) - “Climate change is a myth,” said a legislator in one of eleven Southern states to pass the bans, “and we want to make sure insurance companies don’t make a killing off bad science.”

Bernie Maddoff Runs into Even More Trouble in Prison

(SNN) - “He told his fellow prisoners,” the warden told the SNN, “that if they gave him ten cigarettes this week, in a month, they’d get a hundred. And when it turned out to be just another Ponzi scheme, they stabbed him in the exercise yard.”

Fidelity Investments Creates Marijuana Mutual Fund

(SNN) - The offering turned out to be so hot, all their other funds nose dived.

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